Anyone who knows a conservative knows how boring he really is.
He's easy to spot.
He's the guy who has an American flag waving from the antennae of his Lexus SUV, along with the license plate frame which reads: "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!"
Hell! If I didn't know any better, I would swear he is supporting a terrorist state by driving the SUV, which guzzles more oil!
He is actually killing America with two stones because he drives a foreign-made luxury vehicle and he supports a terrorist state by the name of Saudi Arabia by driving that gas guzzler.
I remember making that point to an Army wife as she pumped four-dollar gas into her Lexus one afternoon in the summer of 2008, and she didn't take too kindly to that. After a couple of expletives, she told me that her husband was fighting in Iraq so that I could remain free, to which I replied, "You mean the Iraqis are coming? The Iraqis are coming?"
Their position regarding the media is laughable, as they want to practically revive the Hayes Office, but also want to put the Bible in every public school's library, to which I reply, "I thought you were against Johnny's exposure to sex and violence."
The predictable part is when the conservative says that I'll burn in Hell.
Conservatives always tell you to get a job, but say that it's okay for a company to cut its workforce to maintain its stockprice.
Conservatives always tell you that guns don't kill people, people kill people and then support corporal punishment for kids who just need Ritalin. The funny part is when they wonder why Johnny blew his father's brains out with the 357 he found under his dad's bed, and then it turns out that Johnny's dad had been beating him with an iron rod since he was six.
Conservatives hate homosexuals-unless they are with them. What they actually hate is the idea of sharing that guy!
Just ask Mark Foley!
Anytime a conservative is a crusader for anything, you know that he is hiding something. Once again, I give you Mark Foley as an example. He liked young boys about as much as Michael Jackson or your local priest.
Here is where the conservative is most hypocritical; it is when he cheered Reagan when Reagan ordered the bombing of Lybia in 1986, but he cannot bring himself to follow Peter King's (R-New York) example and congratulate a Democratic president on a job well done.
Now that's hypocritical! It's also so predictable that it's not only boring, but sad.